| Happy . . . |
[Nov. 26th, 2009|03:17 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | the In-Laws! | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | "Papercut" by Linkin Park | ] |
Happy the Day that the Indians should have just sent the White Man packing back on their boat.
Just kidding, happy thanksgiving to everyone who celebrates the holiday and to everyone else I hope you guys are all fairing well.
Reading some of my friend's posts on LJ can be rather depressing. I wish there was something more I could do to make everyone happy. However, I can offer these words that just keep strong and things will keep better if you keep working. And sometimes you just have to take a chance.
So, now we are going to sacrifice a turkey to Hamburger Time to appease the spirits of dead Indians that were screwed over.
Also, I'm at the inlaws this weekend so I may be on line, just probably earlier than I usually am and will have to sleep earlier too.
And . . . I have this 400 pound gorilla of a porn story still sitting on my shoulder. |
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| MEME TME |
[Oct. 31st, 2009|03:38 am] |
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29 October 2009 @ 11:40 pm
Tag, You're It~
FIRST: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.
SECOND: Tag eight sexy people. Don't refuse to do that like a pansy. Don't tag who tagged you. In short: Guys I did it! Man up and follow me off the cliff of meme!
ALL HAIL THE CLIFF! Man, it has been awhile since I last did a meme...huh.
TAGS: [info]yukari_rin, [info]umbra_elf, [info]misheard, [info]luna_hoshino, [info]sorceressakemi, [info]jyoohan, [info]leafy_phoenix, [info]yukie1013.
Who sleeps in bed next to you?
During the weekends my husband, during the week because we work different shifts I sleep with Bob the Beaver and a Rin plushie
What did you last eat?
Praline Pecans
What kind of books do you read?
Horror, urban fantasy, research, and I like anthologies.
If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?
Scotland, because it is awesome.
What's really creepy?
Watching "Paranormal Activity" and then reading about the alt endings at 5AM with no one in the house with you and freaking yourself out.
Name one odd item within five feet of you.
SPORTS BRA
What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
Oh God, I really honestly don't have one other than maybe FSN. I like Dollhouse, but I'm not obsessed. Perhaps Metalocolypse.
What did you really want to do today that you didn't?
Get desert
What are you most excited for?
Tomorrow, 1 year anniversary!
What websites do you always visit when you go online?
4-chan, Beast's Lair, Whedonesque, Dread Central, and various fanfic sites.
What was the last thing you bought?
Movie tickets to see Francis Ford Copala's Dracula
If you could have any pet, what would it be?
A crow. Or another wolf hybrid.
Does the weather affect your mood?
Yes, I like rainy days actually, they make me happy.
What is your zodiac sign?
Gemini/Boar
What do you want right this minute, off the top of your head?
More money? To win the lottery? To be a published author. If we're talking material stuff, well there's a vampire anthology I'd like to buy.
Where is the place you like to return to in order to calm down/relax/etc?
The living room.
Do you have any siblings?
Nein, only child
What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
Tell my father off.
Are there any bits of childhood that you miss?
Going Trick Or Treating, Saturday morning cartoons, lack of responsibility, Barbie dolls
Say something to the person who tagged you.
DAMN YOUR GOOD END! |
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| Fate/Unlimited Codes in ENGLISH |
[Sep. 22nd, 2009|12:39 am] |
Okay, mostly English because the opening battle taunts aren't translated, but everything else is. Thank god it's still in the original Japanese voices, because some of the dub voices were special. Shirou, cattle call, table for two.
Anyway, of course I've played through Archer and Lancer's routes. Oddly enough this game is EASY on the PSP even on normal mode. I got several perfects, one of which on the mid-boss. (Archer rape Shirou, go Archer!)
However, the story modes were rather good. Archer's was sort of him getting tired of everything and just going, "Fuck it, I'm stopping shit before it starts." He takes out Shirou and then goes to take out Gil before Gil pulls out his fuckery. Also, he has a cute comment to Rin: "I'm just fated to be with someone like you." at the end.
FUCK YES SUBTEXT RAPIDLY BECOMING TEXT.
Lancer's route was him going all vengeance for Bazett. In fact, it made me love him more, and he's rather adorable. His winning quote to Archer's priceless, "I know what it's like to have something against 'justice', but try and have an open mind, will ya?"
Anyway, I gleed.
And this makes me want to write Fanfiction, thank god, because I have a project I need to work on for someone and there's a Lemon Contest coming up. |
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| Illusive Porn |
[Sep. 6th, 2009|11:35 pm] |
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WHY can't I write porn?
It's a pairing I adore, and . . . why am I having trouble writing them bumping uglies? |
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| Fandom Meme from antijoss! |
[Jul. 5th, 2009|01:45 pm] |
Fandom Meme Seen Here and There: Pass it on!
Give me a fandom (or 2 or 5) and I'll name:
Favorite character:
Least favorite character:
Character with the best hair:
Character with the best eyes:
Character with the best smile:
Character I'd most want to kiss:
Character I'd most likely have sex with:
Character I'd make lunch for:
Character I'd go singing in the rain with:
Character I'd go shopping with:
Character I'd go dancing with:
Character I'd take over the world with:
Character I most want to see more of:
Favorite pairing:
Least Favorite pairing:
Now post this in your journal!
Go ahead, gimme some.
Please, tag me, I need some mindless fun! |
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| Shipper's Meme stolen from Ducks! |
[Jun. 28th, 2009|12:26 pm] |
If you want to do this one, make the list of pairings before you see the questions!
[b]Six Eight ships you're into right now.[/b]
01 → Starbuck/Apollo (Kara Thrace and Lee Adama versions) [New BSG]
02 → Tohsaka Rin/Archer [Fate/Stay Night]
03 → Buffy/Angel [BtVS]
04 → Adama/Rosalin [New BSG]
05 → Integra/Alucard [Hellsing]
06 → Snape/Lily [Harry Potter] (I so fucking called this back in '02!)
07 → Lancer/Bazette [Fate/Stay Night]
08 → Arc/Shiki [Tsukhime]
[b]Three Four ships you liked, but don't anymore.[/b]
07 → Duo Maxwell/Hilde [Gundam Wing]
08 → Cordelia/Xander [Buffy the Vampire Slayer]
09 → Trowa/Quatre [Gundam Wing]
10 → Helo/Boomer [New BSG]
[b]Three ships you never liked.[/b]
10 → Rosalin/Apollo [New BSG]
11 → Seras/Alucard [Hellsing]
12 → Integra/Walter [Hellsing]
[b]Two ships you're curious about, but don't actually ship.[/b]
13 → Duo/Heero [Gundam Wing]
14 → Lancer/Archer [Fate/Stay Night]
[b]QUESTIONS
Why do you dislike #11 so much?[/b]
Because it's kinda creepy. Rosalin is old enough to be his mother. Not to mention she and Adama BELONG together damn it. Despite . . . how the show ended.
[b]Who is someone you know that ships #14?[/b]
Not really, but I've seen a lot of fan art and pictures and it is pretty. Not to mention Lancer would own Archer so hard in the bedroom its not funny.
[b]What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?[/b]
A Happily Ever After end damn it. Angel's human, Buffy's done baking and they just get together.
[b]Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?[/b] Ooh, god that's hard to choose. Probably the boxing episode and the flashback after they've made love outside, Lee stands up and shouts, "I love Kara Thrace!" Because he always has.
[b]How long have you been following couple #6?[/b]
Probably since I read the third book and it started brewing in my mind. They always talked about how Harry had Lily's eyes and Snape seemed to always hate Harry because he looked like his Dad. Yet there was something that always kept saving him. The one thing thing that WASN'T like his dad was Harry's eyes, which were like Lily's, and unless Snape didn't like Lily, he wouldn't have given a fuck about Harry in any case. However, seeing the eyes of the woman he loved in the body of the man he hated . . . there you go.
[b]What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?[/b]
Mainly because the Fandom stopped caring and basically swept them under the bridge. I still like them and I wish Xander would have popped up on Angel and met the new Cordy and the new Angel.
[b]You have the power to make one ship non existent. Choose from #10 or #12:[/b]
12! Jesus, Integra is only allowed to be with Alucard damn it!
[b]Which ship do you prefer #2 or #4?[/b]
2 because I can actually write stories about them. Besides, out of anyone who appears on this list, I can honestly say that Archer deserves a happy ending more than anyone. Even Angel. Sorry Angel, you were the first, but Archer's had it a LOT rougher than you and was a lot nicer guy in life. But yes, since 4 is actually cannon so that's good, 2 I like because it's easier to write for. Not to mention they have really kinky sex. Or they would.
[b]What interests you about #14?[/b]
The hate sex. Well, not really hate sex, but . . . Archer's got some issues with Lancer, and Lancer is pissed because Archer's a cheating bastard in a fight. Not to mention that Lancer's true identities is one of the greatest man whores of all mythology. It would be hot manly sex that started in an epic battle. Plus Rin would watch and possibly join in.
[b]Why did you stop liking #7?[/b]
Well, Hilde never really had that much of a personality, she was just the girl paired with Duo. I liked her design and what we knew of her was pretty cool, but just . . . yeah. I don't hate it, but I'm kinda bored by it.
[b]Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show?[/b]
Oh god no. Duo was still there and still being awesome.
[b]What’s a song that reminds you of #5?[/b]
Oh, wow Integra/Alucard . . . Hehe, probably "Killer Queen" by Queen because the vampire Alucard is rather amazed by his human Master.
[b]Have #2 kissed yet?[/b] No goddamn it! Well maybe in the past alternate reality that Archer came from when he was with the Rin from his reality. But Rin and Archer? Nah, but he tenderly strokes her hair damn it!
[b]Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?[/b]
Kinda, it was bittersweet. They were together and she died peacefully. It was gonna end tragic, but they got together and what time they had was precious.
[b]What would make you start shipping #13?[/b]
If people would stop making Duo the goddamn uke all the fucking time. He'd be the one in control because Heero wouldn't have a fucking clue!
[b]If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #6?[/b]
2. Like I said early, Archer deserves a goddamn happy ending. Well, he kinda gets one in the fighting game so go him!
[b]have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?[/b]
Roslain goes on with Adama and Kara and Lee end up together.
[b]Which of these ships do you love the most?[/b]
God, this one is hard to pick . . . Toss up between Rin/Archer, Integra/Alucard and Buffy/Angel. Buffy/Angel would probably be the least between the three because I honestly do not like Buffy. I like her and Angel together, but I don't really like her as a character like I do Rin and Integra.
And creepy vibe, I like May/December romances a lot . . . I've got three mortal women and three supernatural type men. What the hell does that say about me? |
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| PUBLISHNG DEAL AHOY! |
[Jun. 11th, 2009|08:11 pm] |
It looks like I've finally landed myself a publishing deal, fuck yes!
I submitted "The Worse Night Ever" to KHP Industries for their Black Death Books line back in I think 2005 or 2006. Anyway, it was a long time ago, and I'd pretty much given up on them after their anthology I was to be published in was canceled.
Well, last week I got an e-mail saying that they want my book and they want to make it a series.
SQUEE!
Just one problem.
I gotta re-title the first book.
Jesus fuck.
I can't title SHIT.
Hell, my first fanfiction was "An Angel/Highlander Crossover". Seriously, you can go look it up on the Pit of Voles if you don't believe me. Then you can go read how I wrote at 15 and snort at the horridness of it.
Still, to those who've read that story, any idea for a more marketable title?
For those who haven't, it's about Forest protecting a coven of witches from being wiped out by Hawk Hunters and his werewolf flunkies, who were hired by . . . an asshole. |
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| What the . . . RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE |
[May. 26th, 2009|09:22 pm] |
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i666afabc28491e6a5d5861d83ae30855
A Buffy movie.
A Buffy movie WITHOUT Joss.
A Buffy movie without Joss, Angel, Giles, Spike, Willow, Xander and etc.
A Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie without any Whedonverse writer involved at all.
I . . . there is no god.
Excuse me while I RAGE.
Now, Joss Whedon writing a Buffy movie with an entirely new cast but same characters? I might be able to handle that. In fact, I could handle that if cast properly. Plus I loathe SMG and James Marsters isn't looking that immortally young anymore. (Oddly enough David Boreanaz looks tastier now than the last two seasons of Angel.)
I mean, Tahmoa Pinket as Angel though? Sweet god that would be sex, the man was BORN to play a vampire.
However, a Buffy movie without any Whedonesque involvement is fucking wrong. |
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| LOL Meme in form of Yukie and Akemi! |
[May. 18th, 2009|07:35 pm] |
Comment here and I will:
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, a word etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ. |
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| ACen |
[Apr. 19th, 2009|06:28 pm] |
So, is anyone going to ACen?
Also, does anyone know of a foundation that can withstand really oily skin that's not 30 bucks a tube? |
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| My BRAIN |
[Oct. 10th, 2008|01:11 am] |
| [ | music |
| | "FantasaMic" by Nightwish | ] |
Jesus, I'm nervous. Not about getting married, Lee and I have practically been married since last year. No, it's about the fucking wedding itself. I'm worried about money and the dress being done etc.
Also, I want to see "Twlight".
And then I'll probably end up reading the books, which I swore to myself that I shouldn't but . . . DAMN IT. |
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| UPDATE BITCHES! |
[Jul. 28th, 2008|01:57 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  scared | ] |
| [ | music |
| | "Canopos" by Serenity | ] |
It's been a while since I've posted so . . . I guess you guys deserve an update!
I love my new job. It's hilarious because I can get around three pages of work written there a night between phone calls. After working Fast Food for nine years, this is absolute heaven. Sure I get bitchy people calling, but if someone starts cursing me, I can always hang up on their ass. Plus it's GOOD to actually have money. Even though the first paycheck is used to play catch up. It's going to help Lee and I when we start looking for a house and stuff. However, I have to get a car and get my license, which is scary.
Lee's fine, we're still planning the wedding and I'm terrified. One about being around all of those people and everything. I get to wear a pretty dress though.
( Just saw REC, scary and FUCKED up movie )
Oh, and "The Dark Knight" was fucking bad assed. |
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| I Has New Job! |
[Jul. 1st, 2008|10:56 pm] |
Fuck yeah, no more fast food for the Elf!
You don't know how much this makes me happy. I'm so excited! |
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| Another Year Older! |
[Jun. 17th, 2008|03:26 am] |
| [ | music |
| | "Passion and the Opera" by Nightwish | ] |
Today I turn 25!
Whoo! I've officially stopped growing!
And that really fucking sucks.
However, Lee's going to make sure I have a happy day today. In other news I'm looking for a new job, so go me! |
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| Ah Kara, I Forgot How Much I Loved Thee |
[Apr. 7th, 2008|01:18 am] |
Just watched the season four opener of BSG.
OMG, LOVE.
I just remembered why I loved Kara Thrace (not Anders, bitches, never Anders) so much.
And Baltar's a manipulative bitch. |
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