| Of The Awesome |
[Mar. 4th, 2008|12:46 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Lacuna Coil "Heaven's a Lie" | ] |
Okay, the other day I was looking at myself in the mirror after I got out of the shower and I noticed something. And no, it wasn't that my stretch marks are fading away, even though I'm hovering right at 207 when at this time last year I was 250, and they ARE fading. But what I noticed was . . .
MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER!
I . . . actually have breasts now. They're small, but they're actual boobs!
I have BOOBS under my falsely padded bra because that's the only thing that would fit my broad assed shoulders!
Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs!
I haveth the BOOBS!
Also, I am SOOOO broke right now it's not funny.
Anyone got some porn they want me to write in a fandom that know of for a nice fee?
Just kidding, I'll be fine hopefully by next Friday. |
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